Goldtree Flamboyant, a Morgan stallion who can come live at my house any time!
1. Move the fish to the cellar, the goats to the kitchen, the uncle to the sofa and the dogs to the barn. Rotate weekly. Add a horse to the mix on the fifth week. Stop the rotation when the horse gets to the barn. Confused but grateful spouse won’t question further.
2.Tell your spouse that “Ed” is here to repair the cable.
3. “This? This isn’t a horse. This is a Common Black-Throated Northern Debt-Precursor.”
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